Halfhearted Musings

A blog for the sometimes writer and new mom, Brianne.

Also at http://mama-mma.tumblr.com
~ Sunday, September 14 ~
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ugh

try to get on tumblr to post

can’t reblog, have to paste

internal errors. what the fuck, tumblr. yahoo! ruined you

internal fuckin’ error on my second post so it took 8 years to god damn not internally error omg wtf is this shiiiiit


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pandarican:

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can’t allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry. 
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE’RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical. 
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE’S MOVIE AND THERE AIN’T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two ‘people of color’ to our lineup…maybe…
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT’S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES. 
DC: We feel no problem with Batman’s vengeful personality being like wet cardboard. 
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can’t mention any superhero titles in our movies, that’s ridiculous. 
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I’m sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn’t-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

tee hee hee


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I haven’t been on tumblr in forever. Everyone is married. Why not me?

Oh, life. You’re so silly.


~ Thursday, April 24 ~
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Watermelon sprouts are ready to go!

Watermelon sprouts are ready to go!


~ Thursday, April 10 ~
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short people appropriation

(11:02:29 PM) nagaseatfatback: you know
(11:02:31 PM) nagaseatfatback: i’ve not seen any of ‘em.
(11:02:37 PM) JJ: neither have i.
(11:02:42 PM) JJ: i won’t watch that tall wolverine slop.
(11:03:11 PM) nagaseatfatback: LOL
(11:03:13 PM) nagaseatfatback: okay, bub.
(11:03:19 PM) JJ: get some.
(11:03:38 PM) nagaseatfatback: when & where?!
(11:04:05 PM) JJ: according to marvel, wolverine is 5’3 and 195 lbs.
(11:04:16 PM) JJ: so. i was pretty close!
(11:04:25 PM) nagaseatfatback: god, he’s huge
(11:04:57 PM) JJ: so, dudley.

there was more to this conversation. but this is important. wolverine is short. go short people!

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~ Thursday, April 3 ~
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Weird

It is so weird to come back to tumblr after such a long time away.

The boys are older. I’m older. I’m back in school, doing who knows what with my life.

None of it really matters. Life is beautiful, hard, wretched, bemusing, all at once.


~ Tuesday, May 28 ~
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I give up

I hate being a mother.
I hate babies.
Toddlers are cool.
It’s whatever.

I’m so sick of being stuck at home with these shits 24/7. I never go out. I am not in school, not that I could focus anyway. I have a 4 month old that still doesn’t know how to nurse properly. I have a nearly 20 month old that just screams and cries all day when he doesn’t get his way. I have a spouse that is completely oblivious to my suffering, no matter how many times I tell him I want to give up.

I want to give up on nursing. Some days I want to give up being a mother completely. Other days, like today so far? I want to give up on life.

Tags: motherhood sucks
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~ Tuesday, May 21 ~
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pandarican:

jellobatch:

magdalenarivera:

pussyharvest:

babeobaggins:

rockinroller25:

Kanye West is wearing leather jackets with spikes in them, and wearing jeans with metal bands names on them… can’t wait for every ghetto swag hoodrat to start dressing like metal heads. Really can’t wait….All the kids who thought people like me were weird for wearing leather jackets or all black with metal band names mocked us. 
I’ve been rocking the leather pants and metal band logo for as long as I can remember. Does this mean I’m a hipster and had “swag” before Kanye?
Its not the matter that he’s black. The issue is that he is a mainstream pop/hip-hop person so because of what he wears is “swag” to the mainstream sensation they’re all gonna wear these things which at one point which I was insulted for wearing all the time. So my problem is that I’m gonna see people who mocked me for wearing this attire are now wearing it cause its “hip”.

No it means you are upset that no one gives a fuck about you wearing it

No one gives a fuck about your shitty bands, bitch.

i’m laughing so hard rn

Lmfao I agree slightly,up until the ghetto good rats part. Funny how he skipped over the preps,the jocks and every other high school trip an went straight for the hoodrats. Because that’s the real issue here. Yeah I was made fun of my entire life by people who hated my black nails my spikes and my load metal music…but at no point did I eer say “ugh.now all these hoodrats are going to dress like me”that’s some fucked up shit

lol

Did people forget Michael Jackson wore this shit too back in the day? It’s not just some “new hood rat fad”, my God. Get over it! Black leather jackets with spikes don’t belong to you. If you’re going to hate on someone’s fashion, just do it because of the fashion, not because of their race. But I guess then it would mean that your taste is tasteless, and then you wouldn’t have posted it in the first place …
God, tumblr is full of some racist fucks.

pandarican:

jellobatch:

magdalenarivera:

pussyharvest:

babeobaggins:

rockinroller25:

Kanye West is wearing leather jackets with spikes in them, and wearing jeans with metal bands names on them…

can’t wait for every ghetto swag hoodrat to start dressing like metal heads.

Really can’t wait….All the kids who thought people like me were weird for wearing leather jackets or all black with metal band names mocked us.

I’ve been rocking the leather pants and metal band logo for as long as I can remember. Does this mean I’m a hipster and had “swag” before Kanye?


Its not the matter that he’s black. The issue is that he is a mainstream pop/hip-hop person so because of what he wears is “swag” to the mainstream sensation they’re all gonna wear these things which at one point which I was insulted for wearing all the time. So my problem is that I’m gonna see people who mocked me for wearing this attire are now wearing it cause its “hip”.

No it means you are upset that no one gives a fuck about you wearing it

No one gives a fuck about your shitty bands, bitch.

i’m laughing so hard rn

Lmfao I agree slightly,up until the ghetto good rats part. Funny how he skipped over the preps,the jocks and every other high school trip an went straight for the hoodrats. Because that’s the real issue here. Yeah I was made fun of my entire life by people who hated my black nails my spikes and my load metal music…but at no point did I eer say “ugh.now all these hoodrats are going to dress like me”that’s some fucked up shit

lol

Did people forget Michael Jackson wore this shit too back in the day? It’s not just some “new hood rat fad”, my God. Get over it! Black leather jackets with spikes don’t belong to you. If you’re going to hate on someone’s fashion, just do it because of the fashion, not because of their race. But I guess then it would mean that your taste is tasteless, and then you wouldn’t have posted it in the first place …

God, tumblr is full of some racist fucks.


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~ Sunday, May 19 ~
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It is the first time in a very long time that I have been without a child to chase, or a screaming child, or a disgruntled partner. 

I’m sitting in the corner of the beautiful Hemphill library in Greensboro, with the blinds drawn, except for one sheet of them, just basking in the sunlight and quietude of being away from my kids.

Does this make me a bad mother? Probably. But you have to understand that since January 2011 I have been pregnant a total of 18 months, with only 6 months of time where I wasn’t pregnant. I have two children so close in age, both still in diapers, both barely able to communicate their nees to me that every ay is simply filled with the riotous cacophony of shrieking, screeching, off-pitched shrilling and warbling singing …

I’m just glad that I finally was given 3 hours off. Well, more like 2 hours and 20 minutes, but I will soak in this relative silence and peace.


~ Tuesday, May 14 ~
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